Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Today, I was supposed to bury my childhood dog at my mother's friend's place. I had to wake up at 5 a.m., spent two hours on the bus to be there in time, only for him to tell me that he'd actually buried my dog yesterday. FML
Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML
Today, I woke up to fresh coffee, pancakes, and the sight of my dad digging a grave in the backyard for my dog. FML
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
Today, I held my 14 year-old dog as he passed away. He made me a better person and I spent more time with him and loved him more than 99% of the population. I don't know how I'm going to do tomorrow when I dig his grave, and know he's not with me anymore. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I visited my mom at the graveyard first thing in the morning. Not even 24 hours after the funeral, someone’s dog had taken a massive, liquidy shit all over her grave. FML
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darkmis1 17
Thats horrible. How could your father make you do that? I would've told him that your dog should just stay buried. I'm sorry you lost him.
aback 4
Shit--HE is the one wants the cremation, let HIM go dig him up.
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Comments (79)
fmlfmlfml15 0
#27 don't be surprised if that comment doesn't get moderated too. And #11 "twatwaffle" is my new favorite word.
angryseatroll 5
I'm very sorry that your dog died.... I couldn't imagine if my dog died. Just one thing. You don't say "I have just had to." you should have said "I just had to" thats more gramatically correct.
angryseatroll 5
Or I have to. But you put a past tense and present tense in the same sentence. So they cancel eachother out
OverEnthusiast 0
Calling people assholes in caps+"yugioh the abridged series" reference=loser.
epicwinmaster 0
actually my grandpa had cancer, so i visited him a lot in the hospital. we went at least 3 times a week. so yeah.. way to jump to conclusions. i only cried for about 2 days. its called be a man and deal with life. everything and everyone is going to die sometime
liv_ur_lyf_xoxo 0
#37 "be a man & deal with life"??? what planet are you from. I'm sorry you grandpa died, and yes everyone does die at sometime, but the whole be a man that is stupid!!!! how dare you tell someone to stop showing emotion. kibbleznbitz0 is twice the man you'll every be! maybe you never really cared for someone, because losing someone is the worst thing that can happen. Believe me, i was 10 when i lost my grandpa & 12 when i lost my mum & dad. And i will never get over either of them. Showing emotion isn't a bad thing, it takes a lot of guts to do.
Iellwen 12
Liv ur lif xoxo (if that is your real name! ;) ), I bow to you, Ô wise one. I wish more men would be like you. Don't ever lose yourself. :)
Card_Games 0
WTH, yu-gi-oh abridged reference = total win
MR_OHCRAP 0
People that say TOTAL WIN/FTW/ULTIMATE NINJA=losers
mouser103 0
Sorry for your loss. However, it might be better to have him cremated--you don't want wild animals digging him up and stuff.
demasduit_dream 0
Ugh, I have to have my dog put down next week. You'd think your dad would have mentioned this earlier or just let the issue go. Frankly I think keeping cremated pets and people is a little creepy.
beethoven_fml 0
dude your dad is kind of a dbag