Dude he wasn't messing around

Staples ******* hurt!

If he robbed you with a stapler then some way somehow that person had to know you would give in. Staplers hurt a little but aren't enough to get robbed by.

Creativity...

Omg you f***king pu**y!! Holy sh*t, what would you have given up if the robber had a hole punch??? The answer is your a**hole!!! You would have bent over for that robber you idiot!!!!

was it a red stapler?

Sounds like a piece of work

You should have thrown him a stack of TPS reports and told him to collateral them while you and your lack of dignity ran away in fearful shame.

Retaliate w/a staple remover...Fukkin things terrify me because they look like a magnified sabre toothed crotch critter!

Staplers: The New Switchblades