By StaplerScared - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
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No, I haven't. But a stapler can't shoot, can it? So, if that guy threatened OP and, instead of getting mugged, OP ran away as fast as possible, he would have been safe, wouldn't he? If that guy put it immediately on OP's neck (or if OP isn't blessed with a good pair of legs), well yeah, then OP hadn't much choice.
And why did he get away with it? Him: GIMME YO MONEY OR I'LL GETCHA WITH MY STABLER! You: Lolwut