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StaplerScared This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Canada

Please, think of my family…

Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML

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He probably went home and said, "Staples. That was easy."

Did he take your cell phone as well?

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Sammylovee1 6

A stapler?? What has this world come too...

Hey! Staplers hurt;(

I would have laughed in his face

It seemed to have worked.

timharrison1000 6

a stapler is only scary in the hands of Macguyver!

That's why I always carry a concealed fax machine.

Could have been a stapler gun.

deadxterror 0

You should have threatened him with scissors!

Those motherfuckers can hurt bro