Pay attention By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I started speaking gibberish in the middle of the conversation with my mom to see if she would notice. She didn't. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 586 You deserved it 3 225 Tweet Share
Lol, I guess she doesn't care about what you have to say. Or maybe you just always sound like that to her. Kinda like the teachers on Charlie Brown.
OP, this is a window for great opportunities. Use her lack of attention to your advantage!