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By Cornbreesha - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a mall cop tore up my "Free hugs" sign. FML
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Dynoblaze 1

He knew you were just trying to feel up chicks.

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clarke1986 0

Your actually giving out free hugs at a mall..... creeper

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Mcsquiggleballb 0

Well he has no happiness in his life. i bet he never gets hugs You make me proud. *Air-Hug*

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linzilady 0

I love Free Hugs people! Don't let the cop bother you, no one loves him anyway. *HUGS!!!*

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PeachyKin 0

You should've hugged the cop and said 'It's okay, let it out....' XD

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ShamefulFables 0

"Free Hugs" signs are actually illegal in some areas... I'm sorry that happened o_x I guess if you shout it out, he can't tear that up.

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moustachemonster 0

YDI. Free hugs are dirty. Are you really that desperate for attention that you need some stranger to hug you? It's pathetic, really.

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blacklite69 0

...What is everyone's problem with free hugs?! Douche...

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yami_mani 0

Honestly, what is wrong with a hug? Are some people that cold?

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amilie_ 0

it sorta sounds like the cop didnt really want that free hug.

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Brey1013 0

Some people are so lame. who doesn't want free hugs?

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Psychs7 11

Today, at work some god damn hippie hit me with a greasy smelly hug, because i walked past his sign on my rounds. So i tore it up. FML

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