Paul Fart Malt Clop

By Cornbreesha - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a mall cop tore up my "Free hugs" sign. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 402
You deserved it 17 722

Top comments

Dynoblaze 1

He knew you were just trying to feel up chicks.

Your actually giving out free hugs at a mall..... creeper

Comments

michael666 7

good, I hate you morons that walk around with that shit.

Aww, I'll hug ya. *opens arms for a hug*

cindywashere 5

He probably came up to you for a hug earlier since his dad never hugged him when he was small and maybe you ignored him or didn't see him because you were too busy going through your everlasting line of strangers that wanted free hugs and he ended up realizing that his only way to cope with stress was to play with silly putty but he had left his at home so he got so mad that he went to rip your sign! ...or he was probably just a jerk.

Sk8trlover19 3

I give you props op I did that but I only got kicked out of a mall but try going to an outside mall or busy street after you make another sign and try that but good Job helping make the world less violent one hug at a time

Hipster -_____- take your free hugs and shove them up your ass.

doglover100 28
adam_tajyar 10

I would to and think your some sort of creep hippy. Why would u give hugs to random people.....

I feel TORN on wether I agree with you or him