Awkward and Love: Overconfident

Overconfident

By Anonymous - 02/05/2026 18:00 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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You deserved it 4 863

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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By justthinkofyourhand - 13/07/2014 22:36 - United States - Salida

Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML

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Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML

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Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

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Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 105

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DarthCocoa 14

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:01

Run

youdontcontrolme 17

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:03

Get away from him while you can

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toyhenoctus 16

Saturday 28 March 2015 17:36

The real question is what did you say?

fantasyworld 37

Monday 17 August 2015 3:46

Run.

lmao_at_ur_life 8

Thursday 20 August 2015 4:58

it is like every fairy tale come true

ToyBonnieBBHMM 12

Wednesday 23 December 2015 19:56

The first thing that I thought of was basically all the old disney movies.

qpdoll 19

Thursday 7 January 2016 8:18

Plot twist: he was trying to coax you into cosplaying Cinderella.

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Overconfident

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So romantic

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