Movies and Love: One way or another

One way or another

By embarrassed - 08/10/2012 09:12 - Australia - Morphett Vale

Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML

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Comments

Metallica36176 16

Thursday 11 October 2012 11:23

Teenagers?! Hell my 24 year old brother does that...

DinosaursAreCute 0

Friday 12 October 2012 4:35

I cant breath XDXD

xRezSynn 15

Thursday 1 August 2013 21:05

Damn, OP... I feel ya

miianah1 22

Wednesday 25 June 2014 4:05

I don't think it makes her a disgusting person but it is rather a gross thing to do in public, in my humble opinion. I put YDI because OP went out with the flu. Very contagious. And you do have control when you fart. I have never farted in public.