No fun

By Nofun - 29/08/2009 18:40 - United States

Today, I was helping my mom pack for our family vacation. We were both talking about how excited we were, when she turned to me and said, "Would you be offended if I asked you not to come? It's just… I want to have fun." FML
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redbluegreen 40

"Would you be offended if I called you a selfish bitch?"

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M13LO 0

now is your chance to throw a party!

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untalented1 0

this. if she says you're no fun, prove her wrong. she can't get mad this way. it's win-win.

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OmgItsAnaBeatriz 0

Wow...That's....Bad :l Good Luck >.

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screwtaylor 0

Maybe the OP's mom meant "fun" by having sex with some guy she meets on the vacation. She probably thought if the daughter came, she would tell her her dad what her mom was doing. We'll never know..

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Sun_Kissed18 25

That's true. That's how I saw this FML. She wants to drink, have fun, and not have to drag around a teenager. Its not that your not fun, its that you can't have the same kind of fun with a kid. So not FYL more like, just wait till your older?

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Puolukka 4

Yes you can...every single time I went on a real vacation with my parents I hardly spent ANY time with them. I was 14 and 16 the both times we went to Greece and Turkey, they hung out at the pool I spent most of the time at the beach. The only time we really saw each other was at night in the room or for breakfast and dinner. What they did the rest of the day? I never knew and will never know. All I know is they had fun with whatever they did and I had fun with all the games at the beach.

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fbear10 5

45-it was a FAMILY vacation! Obciously she could go! And im prettey sure the dad would go unless they are divorced or something of the sort!:)

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

I wouldn't take that. I would get royally upset. >_> Hmm... Hopefully you'll still be going. Don't let it go down without a fight! >D

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iFruit 0

I hope you either: still go on vacation and never leave your mother's side just to piss her off / don't go and have a million house parties (again, just to piss her off) / go and have a RAWKIN' time! Your choice 

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8trickster8 0

Yes, that would be the mature thing to do.

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_Dinosaur__ 11

Because tellin your own daughter to piss off it matire

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UGFTW 0

Seems a little unlikely for a mother to say that, unless she was joking....but that sucks :/

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meanie_monday 0

Parents say ****** up shit all the time.

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screwtaylor 0

Yes. Parents say the darndest things!

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jonnymohio 2

Tell your mother you're fine with not going on vacation with her, but in exchange she must pay for an all-inclusive vacation for you at a fine resort.

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Fire_lights 0

You should so go and throw a wild party every night and not invite her.

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DameGreyWulf 0

I'm thinking she meant fun as in dirty tango with your dad. Unless you have siblings, in which case ... biiitch

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green_room119 0

i feel like what this person's mom said had something more like "Would you be offended if I asked you not to come? It's just... I want to have fun......with your dad." Or something like that.

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