Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at a family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4 year-old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say, "You're fat! I like fat things." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML
Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family. My brother insulted her weight so many times she left in tears. Not only does he not understand why what he did was wrong, he’s genuinely livid with me for being upset with him, to the point that he damn near slugged me when I confronted him. FML
Today, after meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, I found out that he, his sister, and their father enjoy talking loudly over the person who is currently talking, because what anyone else says is not worth listening to. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, I met some of my boyfriend's family for the first time. His aunt said I was really cute, which made me happy. As we were leaving I said "Your aunt thought I was cute." His reply..."Yeah, well, my aunt's on drugs". FML
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Top comments
Melly_fml 0
well she said she likes fat things, so it's a compliment :)
girl_fml 0
she likes you though.
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Comments (55)
I_love_BOAD 0
Well, she did like you. ^^
stupidLes 0
She really likes u :) U dont like the reason why :(
sunshyne84_fml 0
lol at least kids dont think u have freckles :( fml
Seegtease 0
I'm with #15. "I'm fat but my boyfriend still loves me and wants me to meet his family and even his little sister likes me, although for a weird reason. I'm so happy. FML." What?
ZING_MASTER 0
CHUNKY ZING!
jesusjr 0
she's probably meant "phat" you know the kids these days and their slang.
wolfy_fml 5
Once, one of my step brothers (fresh from the Phillipines) asked me: "How did you get so fat?" I was horribly offended, and honestly a little overweight but not very much. He didn't mean it in a bad way though. He was just horribly UNDERweight and wanted to know how to get to a more healthy weight.
vlmusicalsound 0
Ah, the sweet innocence of children.
Ximmie 0
That has got to suck!
me_me_fml 0
So awkward, yet funny