Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Norsborg, Sweden
Nice view from up here
Today, it was the first time I was going to fly first class. I ended up in the bathroom almost the whole flight with diarrhea. FML
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DalPozzo13 10
Welcome to first class
qtip2245 0
I bet that poop was the best poop you had tho. #sitting on that first class toilet!
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zoecw 14
Dayyyyuummm.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Eye sister!
rohanmo 9
Illuminati! D:
Boygenius50 8
That's...a shitty situation.
omfgshiz 7
Eye see what you did there....? No? Mm mm? Never mind.. ._.
wastingtimeonFML 7
At least it's a first class bathroom!
DalPozzo13 10
Welcome to first class
Lauren10102 3
Sorry :/ I hope you got that out of the way though so you can enjoy your vacation :)
noto_fml 0
Shit goes down in first class
onlychildFTW 34
At least they have a bit bigger bathrooms in first class.
taco_bender 12
Well hope you enjoyed the shit now have fun in the vacation and when you go back home enjoy the 1st class flight.
Dr0reos 8
Yeah but I bet those first class bathrooms are still way nicer then those seats in economy class. So i guess there is a happy ending to this story
ConesOfDeath 0
Why does everyone assume it's vacation? Maybe OP recently got a job that requires a lot of flying and the airline finally gave OP a first class upgrade? My uncle delivers semi trucks and flys. This sounds like that situation to me...
qtip2245 0
I bet that poop was the best poop you had tho. #sitting on that first class toilet!
Feared 9
More like your food took First class straight from mouth to ass.
BountyBass 13
Ass to trout
Inheritance 10
Captain: "Excuse me passengers we are experiencing some extreme turbalance please fasten your seat beats." OP: "Fuckk .." *shit everywhere*
TheBonzaiGirl 0
Actually, if OP would have called "shotgun", he/she would have gotten to use the captains potty AND sit up front. Little known fact.
live2swim 5
Well at least you got a first class toilet :)
qtip2245 0
I put a thumbs up because of that dog
Lingonberry 4
That's a new mile high club
tehman117 21
No, your an idiot
kbt13 0
At least you got to shit in class. Shit happens. What a shitty situation. Shit was "running" pretty badly huh? Puns have all been used! Youre welcome fellow commentors.
Axipiter 24
I love it when people have to make sure we're aware that those were all puns. I never would have gotten that if it wasn't directly stated.
asdfghjklana 9
At least u got to use a first class bathroom
Enslaved 38
A few of you are wrong. The bathrooms in first class are exactly the same size as the ones in coach. The only difference is the OP could have asked for a hot towel to clean his/her booty afterwards. :P
rattusrattus 19
Also, they smell nicer. Until I threw up in it. There wasn't enough time to get to the economy one.
Amethyst888 14
Well that's disappointing! No golden toilet?
Jumpingmal2 7
Awwwh... ;,( So no diamond incrusted toilet paper and gold toilet seats.
new_Combray 4
See the good side of it, I am sure the first class bathroom was worth it! Besides, your life cannot be that bad if you can afford to travel in first class!!
isaiaah 6
Something in the food? Those bastards
s15c 9
It was the salmon.