Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Norsborg, Sweden
Nice view from up here
Today, it was the first time I was going to fly first class. I ended up in the bathroom almost the whole flight with diarrhea. FML
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DalPozzo13 10
Welcome to first class
qtip2245 0
I bet that poop was the best poop you had tho. #sitting on that first class toilet!
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toenibbler 14
It most likely has a solid gold toilet.
ICastillo 25
That's shitty. You paid extra money just to poop in first class.
Devin91 20
Sounds like a shitty situation.
deebaybeee19 6
how many people can honestly say they took a first class shit ? you're special !
ddrocker23_fml 0
fyl indeed.
Ramanella 26
There's a button for that...
freshx_fml 6
Well, at least you were in first class.
perdix 31
The toilet in first class is the best seat in the house. The first class seats don't shoot warm water at your ass, do they? **** the lives of the other first-class passengers who had to use the barbaric coach toilets since you were hogging theirs.
pexy_fml 16
High five !!
11mandy80 6
I thumbed up because those kittens r so cute! (ur profile picture)
Axipiter 24
35, did you steal my cat!?
pexy_fml 16
maybe (:
wildlife917 6
Well that's shitty
starwind3438 9
No. Just no.
luvscomplic8ed 6
Well. That's pretty shitty