Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Norsborg, Sweden
Nice view from up here
Today, it was the first time I was going to fly first class. I ended up in the bathroom almost the whole flight with diarrhea. FML
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DalPozzo13 10
Welcome to first class
qtip2245 0
I bet that poop was the best poop you had tho. #sitting on that first class toilet!
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reddudeover 2
I used the first class bath room once, slipped past the guards. They have OTHER people to wipe your ass.
Calyx_fml 22
Did they have satin toilet paper?
Crystal55621 19
Attendant: Welcome to first class, is there anything I can get you? Op: Yeah, do you guys have butt plugs? This shit flows.
Palirose 22
24....thank you for the imagery in my mind......I don't know if I should laugh or try not to puke. A bit of both. lol
ebonyirony 29
Oh noor. It's wonderfully true!
BrimfullOfAsher 20
At least there was less of a line for the toilet.
taracrane1 7
Who gives a flying shit?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Everyone, jackass!
taracrane1 7
I was kidding..but on the contrary, no, I don't think everyone cares about someone getting diarrhea.
watsonpsykosis 10
Was it a plush toilet seat?
Sai_Run614 7
Nice shit.
dellis44 7
so how about that airplane food? *baddum-chch*