Today, I was walking through the mall with my boyfriend of a year and a half. There was sign outside of the jewelry store that said, "Engagement Rings - No interest for 12 months." I said, "Look, baby! No interest." He replied, "That's right… NO INTEREST." FML
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Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking at engagement rings. When the store owner asked about our budget, my boyfriend said with a straight face, "Nothing too expensive, I have a big penis so I don't have to overcompensate by buying a big diamond." FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancée took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over two hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML
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Top comments
Izzy322 0
after 1.5 years thats enough time to make a decision to stay with somebody for the rest of your life? Thats lust not love...Find a guy that will marry in a year and you'll be getting a divorce even sooner.
yay_fml 0
You walked right into that one. Baha.
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Comments (112)
RainbowsN 0
Your boyfriend is really funny. LOL.
Amphysvena 11
you mention that the point of a relationship is to find one that is everlasting. you seem to be implying that that isn't possible outside of marriage. i beg to differ on that idea.
theJoker61208 0
Wow, if I was to even think about sayin that to my girlfriend she'd make sure i was in a casket by the end of the day, shows how much he respects you don't it, hahaha
1050this 0
Thats horrible... but it is very hilarious.. im sorry but i definately laughed at that.
dangletsbang21 0
you set yourself up for that one dear
Apple_Scented 0
Too much drama in these FML comments == some people take these things way too seriously.
YouSeriouslySuck 0
yes, I agree. my cousin didn't propose to his gf until they were together for like 7 years. now they're getting married this summer. if you wait longer without breaking up then you know you're a match made in heaven.
seldom66 16
hahahahahahahaahahahahaha!!!!! fyl
Flinlock 0
You set yourself up for that one. Here's a tip: Don't ever try and pressure a guy into marriage. He's gotta want to do it for him otherwise it isn't going to work.
Bobby64 29
This is totally in my favorites. Anyway, I personally think he was being really harsh: it was just a little hint is all. Also, to everyone saying that 1 1/2 years is too short of a time: statistics show that waiting too long to get married doesn't help the relationship at all. Just saying.