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Never check the history

Today, I was checking the family's computer history, and found that "Shrek Porn" had been searched multiple times. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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iTzSelverZz 14

Shrek is love ... Shrek is life

LizetteBerenice 22

Best kind of **** out there... Jk

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LizetteBerenice 22

Best kind of **** out there... Jk

Well I mean somehow dragons and donkeys are able to have babies together so.. Some science behind it?

"JK" ...but seriously...

How you doin? Lol jk

incoherentrmblr 22

Interspecies Erotica at its finest...

LizetteBerenice 22

Yes it does

iTzSelverZz 14

Shrek is love ... Shrek is life

1dvs_bstd 41

shrek is **** too... apparently.

It's not ogre, it's never ogre

Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself.

Honestly.... I was just about to post that but saw most people were! great minds think alike.

It's all ogre now laddeh

jkp1291 25

They were probably looking for that video and couldn't remember the name.

Shrek is dreck! Come get rekt, ya big, dumb, green blob!

It's ogre now

abraybro 27

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

abraybro 27

I just saw that someone else has already said this. My bad.

No biggie, you guys posted it within the same minute.

Shrek and donkey live an interesting life.

I once came across Shrek and Donkey sexual fanfiction... But I got over it once I read the ones about Jesus and Hitler. That was enough internet for quite a while for me.

Sure OP. Blame it on a family member. :)

I bet a lot of family members are going to find this on their browser history from the people that are looking this up going "no way that's a real thing."

If it exists, there's **** of it.

Ah, the one rule that I actually pay attention to

So, #53 there is scissor **** or hydrofluoric acid ****?

Willibobs 33

#34 For some reason your comment made me take it upon myself to Google it... I wasn't expecting it to come up with anything, but yeah. It did. I won't go into too much detail but let's just say Pinocchio's nose was someplace I never expected to see it o_O

70 Don't give people ideas.

Well #70, if you doubt that there is "scissor ****"... I wouldn't suggest you Googling it.

#53 Rule 34 of the internet

Dont try and shift the blame, we all know it was you who looked up that stuff :P

This is my swamp

WUT ARE YOU DOIN IN MAH SWAAAAAMP?!?!

Disliked because of the black man in your profile photo. Biracial relationships are disgusting.

Ooh so that's what Donkey meant when he said he was making waffles.

OMFG I AM DEAD

It's all ogre now