Porn and Wanker: Never check the history - FML

Never check the history

By mszoe - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I was checking the family's computer history, and found that "Shrek Porn" had been searched multiple times. FML

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iTzSelverZz 14

Sunday 1 March 2015 16:28

Shrek is love ... Shrek is life

LizetteBerenice 22

Sunday 1 March 2015 16:26

Best kind of **** out there... Jk

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sunnyskys 25

Sunday 1 March 2015 19:04

oohhhhh pheona!!! yup lol thats gotta be it s surrounded by all that shiny glitter just remember all that glitters is gold only shooting stars break the mold fav song only watch shrek to hear it

barneyisawesome_fml 9

Sunday 1 March 2015 19:13

At least it wasn't Disney. . .

commanderstiff 19

Sunday 1 March 2015 19:21

Donkey!!

superspy3214 16

Sunday 1 March 2015 19:29

I moderated this :P

Peachtranquility 15

Sunday 1 March 2015 19:41

Oh pheona *moans*

SarcasticShade 16

Sunday 1 March 2015 19:56

It's all ogre now.

apineapple 40

Sunday 1 March 2015 21:23

it's not ogre, it's never ogre.

jhkSBdfkj 16

Sunday 1 March 2015 20:04

OP, do you happen to have any siblings?

20minutesto9 23

Sunday 1 March 2015 20:27

I don't really think this is an fml because whoever did it was almost certainly doing it as a joke.

G3ICO 12

Sunday 1 March 2015 20:28

He whispers in your ear "this is my swamp"

maharb01 17

Sunday 1 March 2015 20:39

Cameron Diaz's voice is hot?

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