Cars, Neighbours and Noise: Neighbors from hell

Neighbors from hell

By Myself - 06/09/2010 10:45 - United States

Today, after a few months of my neighbor's friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed, "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML

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By carsuck - 11/11/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML

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By 44magnumtime - 06/08/2012 17:57 - Canada - Oakville

Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, we have an asshole neighbor who owns a loud muscle car. Another neighbor called the cops on him for constantly revving the engine and breaking the noise ordinance. He now purposefully drives by their house at odd hours of the night to blare his horn and wake everybody up. I live across the road from them. FML

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By buses suck - 15/11/2015 06:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I regret asking my neighbor to turn down his music last night. When I left for work, I found his car parked so close to mine that I couldn't squeeze between them. His wife's was parked the same way on the other side. They wouldn't answer their door and I ended up being late to work. FML

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By ZZ - 30/06/2009 03:01 - Canada

Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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Asshats everywhere

By 404 justice not found - 21/04/2016 19:15 - United States - Whitehall

Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML

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SHUT UP

By Anonymous - 21/07/2019 16:15

Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML

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By Stalkerella - 08/05/2018 05:51

Today, I asked my neighbor to kindly move his truck because it blocks my driveway and the side entrance to my yard. He responded by throwing a decapitated bird onto my front lawn and filing an injunction against me for stalking. FML

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By Yo mom - 27/12/2011 07:12 - United States

Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML

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WTSchool 0

Monday 6 September 2010 16:04

You 'politely screamed'? I never knew people could scream... with manners.

DisappearingRose 18

Monday 6 September 2010 16:02

haha, that sucks. I would've gotten mad too though

Comments

RondoSkillz 0

Monday 6 September 2010 18:34

how do u politely say "f***ing"

Evee359 0

Monday 6 September 2010 18:34

you're definition of polite is incorrect dumbass.

blahzz 4

Monday 6 September 2010 18:36

Next time, kick him in the balls.

my_username_also 0

Monday 6 September 2010 18:51

Take down the license plate number, walk in your house, call the police, and file a noise complaint.

brittanymm 0

Monday 6 September 2010 18:52

ohh that sucks

xITZxTuRtLeX 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 6:35

r u a model?

Igor_g5 0

Monday 6 September 2010 19:03

That was polite?

JanisEvans 10

Monday 6 September 2010 19:07

I hate people, too. But how exactly does one 'scream politely'?

DNMendez95 3

Monday 6 September 2010 19:19

your fault and I'm pretty sure that's not polite

Emrysa 1

Monday 6 September 2010 20:25

You're an idiot. And I'm pretty sure that's called sarcasm.

USMCalexwilcox 0

Monday 6 September 2010 19:21

I would have pulled a gun the instant they pulled into my driveway

1d1r1a1g1o1n 0

Monday 6 September 2010 19:31

Oh yeah same problem where I live.

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