my niece gave her bike instead of me buying one so I was way... - FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2020 20:27

my niece gave her bike instead of me buying one so I was way to excited that on the way home at night, I panicked going down a slope and forgot to use the brakes on the handle bars and face planted to the sidewalk, now I have a swollen eye and scrapes on my face and my neck as well.

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llamaqueen 6

Saturday 9 May 2020 5:19

Trying to read this gave me a headache, my 3rd grader has better grammatical skills than this.

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llamaqueen 6

Saturday 9 May 2020 5:19

Trying to read this gave me a headache, my 3rd grader has better grammatical skills than this.

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