Cars, Accident and Health: Move!

Move!

By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 19:11 - Italy

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

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You deserved it 6 572

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By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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You deserved it 693

SK8 OR DIE

By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 02:00

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

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You deserved it 110

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 56 271

By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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You deserved it 3 627

By Biggie - 12/05/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when she began skipping ahead of me and out in to the street. I saw a car coming right at her so I tackled her to the ground to save her. Turns out the car was stopping and was never going to hit her, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate concussions. FML

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You deserved it 12 926

SK8 OR DIE

By @juicy0rphans - 17/12/2021 17:01

Today, I was skating to school and a car stopped then when I was skating across, then another car came and hit me and I went flying.. Her one response was ,"Oops, sorry, didn't see you." Everyone else saw me. FML

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You deserved it 129

By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 18:05 - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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You deserved it 27 003

You dolt!

By ilovefootball - 07/09/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

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You deserved it 78 176

By dxplq876 - 17/03/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store and out of no where, a car backing up pretty fast speeds downs the parking lot and hits me, causing me to fall down and drop all of the groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

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You deserved it 4 673

Easy mistake

By NoFightResponse - 24/04/2009 03:53 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

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You deserved it 7 134

Kalofinator 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:03

Oh no! At least you're not hurt too badly - unless you're typing this with your cast in a hospital bed. She's got to feel awful!!

Hi_Itz_Me 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 2:21

shut the hell up

Comments

And1Li 0

Friday 8 May 2009 3:15

why would anyone put you deserved that one?

poptartkid 0

Friday 8 May 2009 3:29

LOL! I was driving that CAR!!! not

clouds9 0

Friday 8 May 2009 3:47

Wow... FYL. Actually F your friend's life, she must feel so terrible. Then again she wasn't hit by a car. Hope you're not badly hurt =

Waabishkii_ikwe 0

Friday 8 May 2009 3:50

Lol, I was moderating the FMLs and came across what I'm pretty sure was your friend's side of this incident. I hope you're okay!

Fragnox 0

Friday 8 May 2009 4:02

Oh yeah, you definitely should've left your friend to get hit by the car, what were you thinking? /sarcasm People are stupid, there's no way YDI on this one. You were doing something nice, if your friend were posting this it would be a YDI but it isn't for you. That sucks, I hope you're not hurt too badly.

clappy5 0

Friday 8 May 2009 4:21

what a bitch sorry.

Heatstreak 0

Friday 8 May 2009 4:33

lol GG milk it for what its worth

505_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 4:37

Uh if she's walking on the side nearest to the road and you pull her out of the way, that means you're on the inside of the sidewalk. Which means - she shoved you towards the inside of the sidewalk, not into the road. LIAR.

505_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 4:39

If you were pulling her away from the direction of a moving car, that would mean that you're walking on the inside of the sidewalk. So if she had shoved you, it'd be towards the inside of the sidewalk, not into the street.