Mortifying

By whatashame - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML
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PlasticShark 0

YDI for even wanting to pat the belly in the first place... that's just... disturbing... =

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sarah8909 0

So the jewels were sticking out where you were patting or you just didn't bother looking and decided to pat him in that general area? YDI

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bitchplease69_fml 0

******* ***** PLAY. BAN ME AGAIN. BTW, HE'S YOUR YOUR DAD SO WHO GIVES A ******* SHIT!!!

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Gawain_fml 0

How come I have a feeling that you toss daddy's salad too?

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zap_fml 0

I can't understand how it is possible to make that mistake.

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curlyfry33 8

I see what you did there

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Neenertastic 0

Part of me wishes I could get to these posts before the moderator flags the bad ones...but I'm glad I missed that one... all i can say is OOOOOkaaaay...hug your dad, don't fondle him...

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Jazar2054 0

How in the world do u confuse a big stomach with his jewelry?? I mean he either has a little "big" stomach or he's a freak of nature

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Paulspacefdot 0

I'm trying to decide which is worse... if the OP is a male, or female... If male, it's extra creepy that he was patting dad's stomach. If female, it's extra creepy that she missed. Either way... I suggest boarding school.

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