Mindfullness

By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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EffinAhole 0

Usually the sandwich comment annoys me but for the first time it was appropriate and effin funny!

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20InchesOfFun 0

what a douche! I would accept the responsibility... plus I'd be happy!

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kassiemarie 0

awww I'm so sorryyy, that's really rough...

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ms_tina23 0

Oh man. Been there done that!

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mad_hatter0666 22

are you serious?

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telizabethgasper 0

he was never worth it. you're better off alone.

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831_salas 0

he took this whole "make me a sandwich" thing to a completely diff. level. he's like "hmmm, looks lyk ama dump her but first i gotta take advantage & make her make me a sandwich than ill do it" haha....thats mean :/ FYL

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solegit 0

never thought i'd say this but...ydi for making him a sandwich

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