Mindfullness

By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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EffinAhole 0

Usually the sandwich comment annoys me but for the first time it was appropriate and effin funny!

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stewpididiot 11

I'm guessing he prolly went into shock...

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20waffleater10 0

if you would feed him pussy he wouldn't need the sandwich and you'd still haven him!

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laevatin 2

what's up with girls getting pregnant with morons.... are there like no girls left in this world who have a little bit common sense?

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spartan_girl 0

the ones with common sense aren't posting FMLs :)

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StitchedBear 0

hey op I had my son last year when I was 16 and it's not soo bad. he's a part of me and I never demanded his father be any part of it, he chose to be involved. I wouldn't have wanted to be the only reason he cared about our son.. a good father is not just someone there to tuck him in at night, a boy that stepped up and became a man and owned up to his actions.. that's a good father.

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X_Death_Note_X 8

what a ass. my boyfriend did something like that too. i know how it feels. :(

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skyeyez9 24

He thinks by breaking up, he is getting out of having to care for the baby he helped create. Haha, until his wages are garnished to pay child support!

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salanghae 0

no glove no love, you should've known, and your bf should've known 'better'

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