Mindfullness

By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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EffinAhole 0

Usually the sandwich comment annoys me but for the first time it was appropriate and effin funny!

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xoxo31 0

I'm not trying to correct OP or anything, but is it all right or alright? it always confuses me.

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Action_Bastard 0

Looks like he was planning to go AWOL from the start. Probably the sandwich was a foreshadowing of the quality of your cooking and helped him decide whether he was going to stay or not.

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Jiujitsu77 0

think your BF is BIPOLAR........that sucks

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samadams42 0

numba 1 you totally made my day ahahahahaha

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candy29 10

one sandwhich later? haha like a measurment of time?

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beastinbooty 0

what douche... you don't need him anyways.

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beastinbooty 0

what douche... you don't need him anyways.

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torcherdsoul 0

well @ least u ended up pregnat. my ex boyfriend awhile ago were tryin and we broke up then he goin and fools around w another girl and she says he's the father so he says he has 2 take care of her but loves me. but then he found out he cnt have kids

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