Awkward, Neighbours and Racism: Cat litter day - FML

Cat litter day

By Anonymous - 15/09/2021 14:01

Today, I found out my new neighbour tried to report me as a terrorist for, "speaking terrorist language and moving bags of that explosive fertiliser." I’m Japanese, and the bags were mostly rotting vegetables and animal dung. FML

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cuz803 44

Wednesday 15 September 2021 15:46

Typical ignorant racist. I'm very sorry about this, my fellow Asian brother. Times are tough for Asians during these pandemic times. Remain safe and vigilant in the meantime because Asian hate increased these days.

Ambrily 27

Wednesday 15 September 2021 20:04

The person who downvoted this comment is probably one of those idiots who are hating on Asians for no reason right now. Lol.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 15 September 2021 14:24

That's even worse!

cuz803 44

Wednesday 15 September 2021 15:46

Typical ignorant racist. I'm very sorry about this, my fellow Asian brother. Times are tough for Asians during these pandemic times. Remain safe and vigilant in the meantime because Asian hate increased these days.

Ambrily 27

Wednesday 15 September 2021 20:04

The person who downvoted this comment is probably one of those idiots who are hating on Asians for no reason right now. Lol.

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