Today, I found out that I'm working on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. I'm spending my favourite time of the year working for $8.70 an hour. At McDonald's. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I arrived at work six minutes late due to heavily congested traffic. This is just two days after my boss put out a memo saying that anyone who's late to work from then until the new year will have their holiday bonus pay forfeited. FML
Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML
Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, I showed up for my first shift in my new night job; I now work at an apartment complex during the day and at a gas station at night. It turns out that our biggest problem tenant in the former happens to be my boss in the latter. FML
Today, I received an email from a temp agency trying to hire me. Surprisingly, it was the same job I was just laid off from after two years of great employment. They were trying to hire me at half my original salary. FML
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. Turns out they are firing 35 people. I wasn't on the list until I asked for a raise. FML
Today, after getting my dream job and quitting my old one, I was told my position is strictly "experimental" and will only last 2 months. FML
Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paperclip. FML
Today, I finally started my job as an in-home caregiver. The man I was hired to care for died two hours after I made it to his house. FML
Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML
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Capt_Oblivious 10
Would you like a McTissue?
InsaneMcFries 5
Actually you'll get double time. And I get 12.80 an hour standard at 17 years old.
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Comments (173)
gow16 2
I'm just wondering,what kind of fat lonely bastard would go to Mcdonalds on Any of those 4 days
gow16 2
I'm just wondering,what kind of fat lonely bastard would go to Mcdonalds on Any of those 4 days
caviar_fml 2
$8.70 and hour is hardly worth doing anything...fyl!
sarahbear430 0
Maybe if you're in high school.
Ozone1232 5
You can sing the "ding fries are done" song. :D But in all seriousness I really feel bad for OP. That really sucks, I would feel so mad and upset.
hippy_child 0
I have to agree on the song.. Make sure it is off key and loud! You may get off early after all
RikDog 8
Last year I got rostered on for new years, I just got party poppers and big glasses etc Had a bit of fun, got let out early but weeoot
tswizz 13
In Australia we get double time and a half on public holidays? Except new years eve and new years even apparently aren't public holidays :/
LastFlowers 6
Someone has to be there when I show up drunk... Why not you?
Damian20xx 4
At least y make more than i do
NightKat 25
I work every holiday and I get paid $2.15/ hour, so quit your bitching
Ariande 0
Least you have a job? :-/ sorry OP.. Maybe switch shifts with someone?