Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I sneezed while at the office. I felt snot shoot out, but I couldn't see anything on the tissue. I ignored it and went on with my day. When I went to the bathroom hours later, I noticed a huge wad of snot had dried onto the front of my shirt. No one told me about it. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML
Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML
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Top comments
cals 0
suggestion: next time, cover your mouth and nose when you sneeze.
Ross2Smoove 0
oood that horriable
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Comments (65)
virusgvr28 0
you shmuck!!!
D3kl3 0
get a new tie... now... you got pwned
D3kl3 0
hasn't that happened to everyone?
lickmyjock 0
1 for not pissing yourself.
Nylok 0
if it got on your tie that probably means you didn't cover your mouth, you gross asshole. getting it on your hand would have sucked but it's better than on your suit where everyone can see.
spcoolj 0
nice...
D3kl3 0
h1n1 isn't a problem anymore?
blastvortex 4
[eyeroll] Didn't you check yourself after you sneezed, OP?
MagicalPegicorn 0
did the snot dry?
perdix 31
Hopefully, the iridescent loogie gleaming on your tie distracted the audience from the giant pee-stain on your crotch!
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
You sir, are a winner.
mandababyyy 0
perdix ftw (: