When you're high and you try to cook breakfast this is what happens

Coffee helps! Waking up prior to cooking...

Not sure turning on the oven is the solution to your problem.

I don't understand much how this is an fml.. I feel like people make this mistake often enough

You should have drunk some tea to energize yourself after waking from sleep.Tea contains caffeine which stimulates nerve activity and kicks the brain into gear. Your error could have been far worse had you ignited the gas. You could have badly burnt yourself and perhaps even accidentally set the house alight

What about the stove?

Don't you heat the pan up first? Or is that just my family... coming from the girl who makes sure she washes the egg before cracking it.

You couldn't feel the heat?

I'm trying to figure out how you can stir something while its in an oven

I've definitely done this when tired before