Eric Ngan
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Singapore, Singapore
Makeover
Today, a pigeon got into my apartment. After knocking over a very expensive vase, it panicked, rammed itself against a window, and shat all over the floor as it tried to get out. FML
Top comments
SpottedZebra42 14
That pigeon sure didn't tweet you right!
gottageek 17
Sounds like you should have rotisserie pigeon as vengeance.
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gottageek 17
Sounds like you should have rotisserie pigeon as vengeance.
lonkite101 14
1- Normal people don't give vengeance on pigeons...
egc573 40
Ignore #1's advice OP. Don't take this accident too personally. Seriously, do NOT go all Captain Ahab on Singapore's pigeon population. They might go all The Birds on you.
lopsop 12
Usually the birds die after hitting my window
iLickRainbows 2
Squab is really tasty :)!!
The_Hitdude 12
11-Normal people can also take a joke.
lonkite101 14
31- it was a joke
I_heart_sex 1
I hate pigeons! They flying rats.
Il_Maestro 6
If you see flying rats I would recommend you also see a doctor.
llamafish 25
DOCTORS ARE NOT THE SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING. Violence, however, is another story.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
10 - You mean like bats? Things of legend, I know.
SpottedZebra42 14
15 - No, but THE Doctor is.
NeDaroft 5
Yeah man the nazis had doctors to fix their nazi legs so they could walk around and kill people lol
Il_Maestro 6
16 - bats are not flying rats
SpottedZebra42 14
That pigeon sure didn't tweet you right!
lebronesque73091 12
Pigeons are pure evil.
ebdeadaccount 11
How could they do that?! I though people and pigeons had a deal!
Il_Maestro 6
Exactly! The OP mentioned nothing about a proper "@" tag
Autobot93 10
My dad refers to pigeons as "ghetto chickens" :)
paperroll880 16
What a mess
SpottedZebra42 14
You don't say?
Webslinger66 10
Troll pigeon.
waitwhatsgoingon 18
Sir, your profile picture has officially disturbed the shit out of me.
stormchaser24 24
Wow WTF.
French_Toast_fml 3
Those Angry Birds are at it again!
wannagofast 3
You mad bro?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Damn it, i'm not your mother ******* bro! Do you want my Swedish friend and I to find you and beat your arse?
instnt1nfction 17
Damn what happened, A-TEEN, you were rude funny but now you're mean rude.
pokefan813 16
No, he's just tired of over used memes.
MysticKnight 3
19- you mad babe?
tennisrapper1 14
Wow that pigeon must have been one angry bird! ;)
chouter21 10
That sounds like a very annoying pigeon...