Eric Ngan
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Singapore, Singapore
Makeover
Today, a pigeon got into my apartment. After knocking over a very expensive vase, it panicked, rammed itself against a window, and shat all over the floor as it tried to get out. FML
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SpottedZebra42 14
That pigeon sure didn't tweet you right!
gottageek 17
Sounds like you should have rotisserie pigeon as vengeance.
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Comments (61)
SkoomaKi 28
Train it. Yes you heard me. With enough practice you could domesticate it, get it to bring you food from a nearby picnic and so much more.
llamafish 25
It could team up with OP's three-year-old daughter :)
qazxfhhfyubchk 5
Kevin!
CurlyChica808 4
I would make that bird.... Disappear!
comeatmebroo6254 1
I know what you're having for dinner(: I'm just kidding..
hurrican_fml 0
Why? It so has that coming. Then again a little pigeon wouldn't be very much. And it might be hard to catch
insidejokeswithm 0
It was Kevin..
Snafuusmc 12
Can't get any worse than that.
Shadow2193 5
It could explode
MigraineurOfLife 15
More like F the pigeons life for knocking the shit outta itself trying to escape your house of horrors!
ssgvegasboi22 1
I definitely cannot stop laughing.
MrSassypants 34
It was a messenger pigeon, you pissed someone off really bad.
Zachthejoker 10
Talk about a shitty day!
jkozzy 8
At least it wasn't an owl with letter about wizardry, then we'd all be in trouble
jjessen 20
SLIT IT'S THROAT!
mrlopez 13
It's "its" No buts' on that grammar mistake mister...