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By Eric Ngan - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a pigeon got into my apartment. After knocking over a very expensive vase, it panicked, rammed itself against a window, and shat all over the floor as it tried to get out. FML
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SpottedZebra42 14

That pigeon sure didn't tweet you right!

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gottageek 17

Sounds like you should have rotisserie pigeon as vengeance.

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SkoomaKi 27

Train it. Yes you heard me. With enough practice you could domesticate it, get it to bring you food from a nearby picnic and so much more.

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llamafish 25

It could team up with OP's three-year-old daughter :)

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comeatmebroo6254 1

I know what you're having for dinner(: I'm just kidding..

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hurrican_fml 0

Why? It so has that coming. Then again a little pigeon wouldn't be very much. And it might be hard to catch

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Snafuusmc 12

Can't get any worse than that.

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Shadow2193 5

It could explode

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MigraineurOfLife 15

More like F the pigeons life for knocking the shit outta itself trying to escape your house of horrors!

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ssgvegasboi22 1

I definitely cannot stop laughing.

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MrSassypants 32

It was a messenger pigeon, you pissed someone off really bad.

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jkozzy 8

At least it wasn't an owl with letter about wizardry, then we'd all be in trouble

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mrlopez 13

It's "its" No buts' on that grammar mistake mister...

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