Eric Ngan
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Singapore, Singapore
Makeover
Today, a pigeon got into my apartment. After knocking over a very expensive vase, it panicked, rammed itself against a window, and shat all over the floor as it tried to get out. FML
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SpottedZebra42 14
That pigeon sure didn't tweet you right!
gottageek 17
Sounds like you should have rotisserie pigeon as vengeance.
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BobbyBoss 10
KEVIN!
captainburke 5
Piece of shit I'd grab him and throw him in the microwave
hazerdagreek 18
Am I the only person who thinks people who buy expensive vases are just asking for trouble? D: