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By Eric Ngan - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a pigeon got into my apartment. After knocking over a very expensive vase, it panicked, rammed itself against a window, and shat all over the floor as it tried to get out. FML
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SpottedZebra42 14

That pigeon sure didn't tweet you right!

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gottageek 17

Sounds like you should have rotisserie pigeon as vengeance.

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CanadianCutie22 16

lol must of been a fun mess to clean up

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Glidefedt 6

You just need my Pidgeon Whispering skills.. I had a calk pidgeon next to my sofa yesterday, I told it to walk out and it did.

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davide223 0

Oh that's not a good sign. When a bird flies into your house it means someone you know is gonna die...

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mannykatany 9

Why did you have the base where a pigeon could get to it if there was one to fly in?

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SammyS2012 21

It's the beginning of "Birds"... So everyone, hide your kids and hide your wife; cause they're gonna be pecking everyone tonight

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agentaquamarine 4

I suppose that you were having a sh**ty day.

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Joui_fml 11

Poor pigeon. This isn't funny, don't speak so poorly of the poor bird! >.<

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fayemae 11

I the it when people put stupid fake stuff on here

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