Eric Ngan
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Singapore, Singapore
Makeover
Today, a pigeon got into my apartment. After knocking over a very expensive vase, it panicked, rammed itself against a window, and shat all over the floor as it tried to get out. FML
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SpottedZebra42 14
That pigeon sure didn't tweet you right!
gottageek 17
Sounds like you should have rotisserie pigeon as vengeance.
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CanadianCutie22 16
lol must of been a fun mess to clean up
Glidefedt 6
You just need my Pidgeon Whispering skills.. I had a calk pidgeon next to my sofa yesterday, I told it to walk out and it did.
davide223 0
Oh that's not a good sign. When a bird flies into your house it means someone you know is gonna die...
mannykatany 9
Why did you have the base where a pigeon could get to it if there was one to fly in?
SammyS2012 21
It's the beginning of "Birds"... So everyone, hide your kids and hide your wife; cause they're gonna be pecking everyone tonight
mya1234 4
KEVIN!
sir_blackness 2
shat?
agentaquamarine 4
I suppose that you were having a sh**ty day.
Joui_fml 11
Poor pigeon. This isn't funny, don't speak so poorly of the poor bird! >.<
fayemae 11
I the it when people put stupid fake stuff on here