anon
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Israel
Lonely birthday
Today, it's my birthday. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy from the counter. FML
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ambizzles 6
It could still be "for your friend." Oh btw, Happy Birthday!!
iAmScrubs 19
Time to pull out the good old imaginary friend story. I still have one. His name is Alejandro. Excuse me, I think he's calling.
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Comments (65)
meirasanya 10
That sucks. I'm sorry you were alone on your birthday. Perhaps he thought your friend was coming round later, or lived with you.
lillea_fml 2
Happy birthday!! i dont think you're the only one in that situation ^^
urdirtyolduncle 15
Did he whisper, "Forever alone?"
Tesaatje 12
yeah, that sucks.
fashionbug9880 22
You should've said "I'm throwing a surprise party for my friend so I have to set up before they come."
AnneFTW 17
You could easily have been over at your friend's house when the cake arrived. No big deal.
mrexclusive 3
and thats when you look at him and tell him happy birthday, then give him the flowers and cake
Pushka 8
You're pathetic...
Pazu_fml 10
I really don't think anyone would notice unless you kept insisting that it's "for a friend." You know what people who are actually buying things for a friend say? Nothing, because they aren't trying to justify a perfectly normal purchase.
shayman92 13
Ahh, he won't remember, so stress less! Enjoy the cake :) and try and enjoy your birthday too :) Happy Birthday@