Lonely birthday

By anon - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Israel

Today, it's my birthday. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy from the counter. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 611
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It could still be "for your friend." Oh btw, Happy Birthday!!

iAmScrubs 19

Time to pull out the good old imaginary friend story. I still have one. His name is Alejandro. Excuse me, I think he's calling.

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now you get flowers and a cake! I wouldn't complain, just enjoy it!!

OWNZ 0

Were you lonely because your son forgot about your birthday, and then made you pay for dinner after he left his wallet in the cab...?

38, i read that fml lol nice one

ummm hello? screw the delivery guy?

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I believe that's what she meant by "loneliness."

Aw, that sucks OP. You should really try & go make some friends so that won't happen! happy bithday!

gitb 0

yeeah happy birthdaaay!

It could still be "for your friend." Oh btw, Happy Birthday!!

iAmScrubs 19

Time to pull out the good old imaginary friend story. I still have one. His name is Alejandro. Excuse me, I think he's calling.

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Tell him it's for your roommate then take the cake and eat that chocolate fudge monster you bought for yourself

[Flower guy's story] Today at my shop, some guy ordered flowers and a cake for his friend. When I went to deliver, the same guy was there! Now he must know i'm too poor to hire any staff. FML.

Inspired22 11

I wonder if he actually remembered you. I'm sure he sees a gazillion faces a day, and when I worked customer service, I personally forgot most of the people I talked to. If he did remember you, don't worry about it! It's your birthday! There is nothing wrong with treating yourself! :-)

that is why I order them online xD

muchagente 5

yeah man, rub it in...

Darling, you really shouldn't care. It's not like the fellow knows you personally and is going to be going on Facebook saying "LOL Tina ordered a birthday cake for herself! LOSER". Just keep your head cool, enjoy your cake, and relax on your special day.

No lie, that was the first female name to pop into my mind. 8| I don't even KNOW anyone named Tina!

elite_stoner 0

it's anon ;) lmao I'm a stalker