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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Israel
Lonely birthday
Today, it's my birthday. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy from the counter. FML
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ambizzles 6
It could still be "for your friend." Oh btw, Happy Birthday!!
iAmScrubs 19
Time to pull out the good old imaginary friend story. I still have one. His name is Alejandro. Excuse me, I think he's calling.
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Comments (65)
ifrigginheartyou 8
its not like he knew u right? yeah hes gonna have a new pathetic story to tell his friends but its not like hes telling anyone you know.. if u know anyone.
NelleEsor 6
awkward!
fatfatgoeshome 8
for all he knows, you could have been having a party for your "friend" at your house. I don't think he could have known that it was your birthday and you ordered the items for yourself.
ileina 5
Agree. Don't be too paranoid about it.
ibexdracula 5
You have the same birthday as me! :) Don't worry about the flower guy, he probably doesn't remember you :)
spooofy 3
Hahaha
mrahhhhh 21
So the cake was a lie?
allard 14
Portal reference FTW.
susannesme 8
poor loner
O_oxMiAxo_O 7
Wow. To be honest, you kind of deserve it. I mean, who does that??
redbluegreen 41
The real question should be, why not? At least when you buy a cake for yourself, you know it'll be the kind you like.
Kendrax0x 0
Happy Birthday :)
salh 2
Yes, killers and torturers like you deserve it!
broomhildo 19
You're an idiot. Plain and simple.
gardenwhipped 5
#25 - you're a dipshit.