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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Israel
Lonely birthday
Today, it's my birthday. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy from the counter. FML
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ambizzles 6
It could still be "for your friend." Oh btw, Happy Birthday!!
iAmScrubs 19
Time to pull out the good old imaginary friend story. I still have one. His name is Alejandro. Excuse me, I think he's calling.
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blackwidowtaco 31
Happy birthday, OP!
sharond23 10
omg....he doesn't care. when will people stop worrying about idiotic shit like this?
lucasj23 11
I hate to be rude but guess what? he doesn't give a shit. you are of no concern to him...you're just a customer.
1known 34
But why do you care about someone’s opinion you don’t know and will never see again? Happy Birthday!
easybree 10
That’s fine!! I’d be like thanks snd close the