Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Le epic bacon
Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML
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Spinnmaster 1
Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!
fudawee 4
I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.
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ambamm135 7
Who the hell hates bacon???? Wth is wrong with you? YDI
kyuhyunn 0
It's just bacon.
raeliena 3
It would appear that I'm mental or something, because, well.... EW BACON =/
mnmolino 14
I'm so glad I'm not the only person in america who doesn't like to eat foods that make you fat.
varkey 7
@331: Foods don't make you fat, the quantity of food you eats does. I eat two bacon strips a day and I am underweight (not on purpose, I'm trying to gain a little weight) and have low LDL cholesterol because I exercise and I eat a normal amount of foods. I see people eating "healthy foods" all the time but they have 5 times as much as what I could eat if I forced myself to stuff myself. That's why they are fat. @OP: **** you. Give the delicious bacon to your friends then. YDI for being ungrateful, not for hating bacon, although I won't lie, that part is surprising to me (humans are predisposed to like the flavors of fat and salt).
punkin_26 16
331-Do you have any idea what you sound like? I'd like to smack you with a pound of Bacon just for being you.
sexynarwhal 6
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU????
Okayitwasme 0
I don't know about the rest of you, but I need a picture. I want one for my birthday. I'm not a huge cake fan. I like cake. Love bacon!
BeibertSmitor 10
Unless you are a vegetarian, I suggest you start running. NOW!
johnnythan 2
YDI for hating on bacon >:C
Guido25897 4
0_0??!!! U hate bacon?!.... I need to go rethink my life. Who could hate such a beautiful thing....?
mickeygirl 0
How could u hate bacon?! :O