Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Le epic bacon
Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML
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Spinnmaster 1
Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!
fudawee 4
I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.
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dansco 25
Great friends you have if they didn't know this but Happy Birthday Bacon hater lol
aiszy79 0
Sorry I hate bacon 2 :)
MarjoCupcake 11
Shame on you. It's ******* bacon.
ifmlftw 0
you can't add bacon and make it worse
Chaarger 6
eating bacon is like learning how to ride a bike. everyone's tried it but not everyone likes it i for one ride bmx and eat bacon nearly everyday, you sir are not human.
amishfury 9
GET OFF MY PLANE OF EXISTENCE
nubx 0
Who the **** hates bacon?
skylaryoungblood 2
send it to my house, bacon hater lol
rawwwrrrsheet 0
First I said you deserve because bacon is the shit...then I realised your life sucks because you don't like bacon
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, ...lo and behold, witness the power of democracy: because the masses like bacon, your post is now rated more YDI than FYL... mind that you had little to no control over your surprise bacon-castle, your friends didn't know *you* didn't like bacon, annnnd it was a gift given with the best of intentions. Everything short of you being clear with your friends that you didn't like bacon (at some point in the past, and taken into context could be argued either way for any number of reasons) about this is a FYL. Poetic FYL, even.