Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Le epic bacon
Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML
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Spinnmaster 1
Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!
fudawee 4
I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.
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xXEmzzXx 0
How can anyone hate bacon?!
OGC_led 0
You're trolling...nobody hates bacon
itsybritsy 6
I honestly don't get why so many people said you deserved this just because 99% of the world has some weird bacon fetish. It's like, seriously, you deserve it because THEY like bacon? I personally hate it, too. It's greasy and just tastes like burnt salt.
tiffaany131995 3
K to all those people who are saying "who hates bacon?!" I do. So stfu. Do you not realize that other people have different taste ? Ffs
bcr09 3
For real people? Everyone is allowed to like or dislike whatever food they want. I'll say it loud and proud I HATE BACON!!!!!
some_girl9 8
I'm not a big fan of bacon myself, but that's still pretty ******* ungrateful. They didn't HAVE to do anything for you. Douche.
kristat 14
I scrolled all the way down to the bottom hoping someone would have a new, original comment but everyone said one of three things. "Who hates bacon?" "His friends should have known" and "here's what I don't like ______".
Petunia888 13
The funny thing is that the ridiculous comments didn't stop, even after your post. ******* Internet, man.
SlickWillyTFCF 5
How do you hate bacon? Bacon is meat candy. The first bacon was handed down from Mt. Olympus by Zeus himself and ever since humans have been enticed by the epic salty goodness. You hate bacon.....go punch yourself in the face you ungrateful ****.
tingway 4
how can anybody hate bacon?
choloman 0
bacon iz gewd