Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Le epic bacon
Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML
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Spinnmaster 1
Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!
fudawee 4
I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.
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bloodkitsune11 3
Well, I made an account just because I found that people are being too disrespectful just because OP doesn't like bacon. I know I will get loads of thumbs down, but I have to somewhat agree with OP. I don't like bacon either.
zach832 0
bacon is only good when you eat a few pieces at a time. after that It's just fattening and disgusting.... but i lol'd at their idea
linnie_wesker 20
Wtf is so great about bacon? Seriously I don't care how many thumbs down I get, you're all retarded. I bet half of you don't even like bacon that much, you're just acting like that because everyone else is all like OMG I LOVE BACON!!!!one!!!11!
tweetbaby14 18
The whole !!!!111!one!1!1 thing will not make people take you more seriously.
limpy44 5
HOW DO U HATE BACON!!!!
50love 0
I love bacon. Send it my way please.
ash1rose 11
FYL OP. While I am a bacon lover, not liking it doesn't make you insane or unpatriotic and people are morons for suggesting that. It's a shame your friends didn't know you well enough to realize that wouldn't be a gift you'd enjoy.
BlahhhItsBri 6
Dude. I would KILL for a castle made of bacon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bakesale45 0
Bacons ******* amazing
vanillatwilight6 0
i loveee bacon!!!!
djames7826 1
How does anyone hate bacon?