Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Le epic bacon
Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML
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Spinnmaster 1
Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!
fudawee 4
I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.
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ArielTheMermaid 17
I only like turkey bacon
cem0625 0
You need your head chefirst. What kinda person hates Bacon??!!? I hope you get them every year for the rest of your life!! Bacon hater!!>=(
FelixVC1 21
Mmmmmmmm... bacon castle... *drools*
Maht_fml 0
You're a piece of shit. How the **** can you hate bacon? I bet you support abortion and gay marriage, too. Go back to Brazil; you're not American.
WeaverSka 16
This is no FML. A cake costs about $10-20. The amount of bacon used to make a cake sized castle would cost alot more, and require more skill and energy. Plus who the **** hates bacon? Thats like hating having orgasms. Its just not natural.
piwikiwi93 0
How can you possibly hate BACON!!! It's my joy in life
nateshannon1 4
that is the greatest gift ever! you must be f*cked in the head to hate bacon.
TheKing82 0
Shut your blasphemous mouth.
shanniemac 2
How in the sweet hell do you hate bacon?!
tinybear93 0
go die.
Petunia888 13
Your bio says you're sweet...you lied.