Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Le epic bacon
Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML
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Spinnmaster 1
Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!
fudawee 4
I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.
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masqu123 5
Are even human?
arielm11 0
You don't like bacon?! That's inhuman! >:(
leadman1989 16
CAKE and ICE CREAM >>>>>>>> bacon >>>everything else >>>>> anal rape
ninjkabat 15
With that attitude, I'm sure bacon hates you too.
ragnarokkkk 0
You hate bacon? You have disgracedthe internet. Leave and never return.
alexeeder 7
HOW CAN YOU HATE BACON!!...... DO YOU HAVE NO JOY IN LIFE?
frackhappens 3
Now I want a bacon wrapped maple bar! Mmmmm bacon...Mmmmmm maple bar....
guatdude 0
Hate bacon?!?!?! your kidding right?
chelseaaababyyy 17
ill take it. mm, baaacon (gurgles like homer)
punkin_26 16
I have been trying to figure out how to do the Homer thing in a way that people will actually get it. I suppose that will work :)
Raynieday1234 0
WHO THE HELL HATES BACON!?!?!?!?!?!