Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Le epic bacon
Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML
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Spinnmaster 1
Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!
fudawee 4
I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.
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canddyass 0
I don't think it sounds ungrateful.
Smiff80 0
Well obviously someone thinks you like bacon! Did you eat any of it.
trippyshitt 1
WHO THE **** HATED BACON?! YDI. -.- weirdo.
jceb14 0
How could somebody hate bacon... I made an account on here because I like bacon and I do not see how you could not like it unless for a religious reason
punkin_26 16
Your love for bacon obviously knows no bounds! You created an account just so you could express your love for this amazing food. To that I say welcome and thumbs up!
LoveLessXlll 8
GTFO This SITE NOW!!!!! SHUN THE NONE BELIEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jk. but WTH man a cake out of bacon.....brings tears to my eyes...... The beauty of it...
killerofbabies 4
You need to eat shit and die
Petunia888 13
Because he doesn't like bacon? Wtf?!
tabletoplady 11
BLASPHEMY!!!!! Your life license is now revoked.
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
Well that's a lame gift then, isn't it?
punkin_26 16
NO! That is an awesome gift! The fact that OP doesn't like Bacon sucks but that doesn't mean that gift isn't the best idea ever. I plan to do that for my boyfriends birthday. Then I will proceed to eat half of it ;)
captinsmith0225 6
U have no soul
polarice24 2
same here OP bacon is for disgusting fat Europeans