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Le epic bacon

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

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Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!

I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.

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Well, you still sound ungrateful. Sooo....

Well I would love that cake!

corrinalee3 0

Maybe tht was te joke

corrinalee3 0

Oops the sorry maybe that was the joke :D typoo.

i hope it was turkey bacon. yummm!

You are in American!!!

Grrr Unamerican f ing autocorrect

Get the **** off the internet.

soccerrchicaa5 0

your frienss were being nice and it didnt kill you..

Insulting bacon on the internet? Bad call on your part YDI

ManOfSteel784 3

You're a sick and twisted person.....