Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Le epic bacon
Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML
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Spinnmaster 1
Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!
fudawee 4
I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.
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SummerFever 8
Does the question "When does the narwhal bacon?" mean anything to anybody?
kmaster1991 2
Sometime between (but not including) 11:59:59pm, and 12:01:00am?
SummerFever 8
Exactly
lachicadecafe 12
They must not be very close friends if they don't know that you ******* hate bacon.
Regmeister 10
WHO HATES BACON?!?!?!? THAT'S UNAMERICAN!!!
tavs02 6
If you're a vegetarian, then that's one thing. If for any other reason, then YDI for hating bacon.
mofran 0
you ungrateful ******* bastard. how could you hate bacon. asshole .
xXMudkipNoobXx 7
EpicMealTime would deck you in the face if you said that in front of him.
KiddNYC1O 22
It's okay if it's Canadian bacon.
caysters 12
Love the fact that you hate bacon!! Lol Fyl...
someguy314159265 15
My god, people are so in love with their bacon these days, and attacking the OP just because his opinion does not match theirs. Seriously, I have no problem with you people enjoying your bacon, just as long as you don't have such an unhealthy obsession with it that you pollute the Internet with it.
rainbowbigbird 7
I hate popcorn and candy. I get as much flack about that as this guy is getting about bacon. But, yeah. I do
rainbowbigbird 7
...Love bacon... That's how that comment was supposed to end.
brianjman14 23
YOU HATE CANDY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? :O