By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Denver
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Yep OP, Stay calm. Don't break into a sweat. This is very regular.
Ummm...I'm assuming at least you're not in your house? I mean, better safe than sorry, right?
How do you expect me to stay calm? oh wait - I've got full insurance! (: