Keep cool

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Denver

Today, I received a phone call that started with, "Now stay calm… Your house is on fire." FML
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aintlifeapain 21

Yep OP, Stay calm. Don't break into a sweat. This is very regular.

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eddeeezzyy 19

Ummm...I'm assuming at least you're not in your house? I mean, better safe than sorry, right?

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aintlifeapain 21

Yep OP, Stay calm. Don't break into a sweat. This is very regular.

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\ 28

OP, hang up and get out of there. A group of agents is on its way. You've got to hurry.

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aintlifeapain 21

We don't know if OP is inside...

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ForwardUn2Dawn 18

It's Adele's fault. She's turned into real pyromaniac.

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SherlockWHolmes 12

If you were home, OP, then I'd take this as a sign that someone was watching over you at that moment. If not, though, I do believe we know who set your house on fire. -SH

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nurchok 15

OP, I truly hope this was a wrong number or a prank. If not, sorry for your loss.

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eddeeezzyy 19

Ummm...I'm assuming at least you're not in your house? I mean, better safe than sorry, right?

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webbface 25

Yeah I don't completely understand this FML. Was it a joke or..?

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cecilk 29

Probably OP was at work.

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SolarFlare 20

#33 that would be the worst joke ever. no matter if OP was inside or not.

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NoFlippinWai 24

in the wise words of Douglas Adams, "Dont Panic"

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lennelleong 33

How do you expect me to stay calm? oh wait - I've got full insurance! (:

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aintlifeapain 21

I still want to know who called OP to deliver the flaming news...

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NotGabe 28

Jake, from State Farm?

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Dodgydaly 11

did you get a fiery temper??

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TheGreatAlexande 12

What we have here is a good Samaritan.

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andrewturtle 16

Or an extremely sadistic pyromaniac... "Stay calm...your house is on fire. You're welcome."

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perdix 29

"We don't need no fire, let the ************ burn."

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aintlifeapain 21

It's his home ninja..

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annie_nk 22

We don't need no fire? I think you meant water.

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aintlifeapain 21

And now i figure out what it meant.. *facepalm*

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SlapAndTickle 20

#16 Chill out bro. You have 10 comments on one FML. Don't you find that a tad excessive?

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perdix 29

#14, aw, sorry, I was about 80% asleep when I wrote that.

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aintlifeapain 21

I was bored in office...what the hell can I do?

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annie_nk 22

Keep calm and .... Hmmm. Not sure how to end this one.

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BlueFlatts 20

Take pictures. Outside of the house, preferably.

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beneathitallxx 15

at least you were warned?

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fml1365 30

Someone's probably just messin' with you.

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Imhere4fml 24

Not if OP posted on here...

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