Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
Today, I got stung by a hornet. I asked my mum to pass me my allergy medication, but she refused, because they were my brother's, saying "he's allergic to bees and wasps!" No mum, wrong kid. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung on the balls by a jellyfish. FML
Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML
Today, I have spheksophobia, a fear of wasps and hornets. Instead of being supportive, my parents have decided that threatening to beat the dog shit out of me whenever I react to a wasp in the house is the best way to "cure" me. They also won't spray against wasps because dad claims it irritates his allergies. FML
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MoonDreamer30 0
I think I would have done the same if I had a pool close to me! So good to know! ;)
MtnDew32 0
godamn spawn campers
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Comments (156)
trinithis 2
It's not an allergy retard. It's a poison.
ggdawg24 0
haha, I saw the same exact thing on 1000 ways to die. :D
EMINEM50CENT13 0
Lookin for some hot chicks to chat wit send me an emaill or somin ladies;)
Thomato_fml 0
The best way to go is to cover your face and neck and run like the wind.
precip 0
well no shit dumbass
jadenstigman 0
well if you watched Tom and Jerry as a child you would have learned the valuable lesson that when Tom pissed off the hornets and jumped in a pond they flew down his air-tube and stung his mouth. Thus Hornets will stop at nothing to sting your ass, and Tom always loses
KimberlyxxxAnn 0
NO SH*T SHERLOCK!!! I cant swear so i cant truly express how much of a dumba** you are.....SORRY!!!
abethehonest 4
splashing doesn't work?
viktoresq17 0
are you serious, who doesn't know that
painterpeace 0
wow sounds lot like my fml :/