oh p.s. some of these people are dumb. like the guy who says you should have put "i'm a grown man who does martial arts FML". He's probably just mad cuz he weighs 300 lbs and still lives in his moms basement and the only exercise he gets is moving the doughnut from the plate to his mouth :). It was hilarious, still wish I was there for it. See you later.

Well you didn't actually get "beat up" by the dog. It tripped ya. I hate when they do that though. And what does you doing martial arts gotta do with anything??

Someone needs to teach that dog to heel.

Obviously, I wasn't literally beaten up by a dog; I was using hyperbole for comedic effect. My post was self-deprecating, which should have been more than obvious. It was not to display my "machismo".

Your "martial art" obviously isn't gongfu.

If you're a grown man, you shouldn't consider your life f'ed because of a little boo-boo. Just be more aware next time.

All I have to say, is grow up.

gawd i wish i say that. rofl!! ahaha

Why does it matter that you can do martial arts? This is probably a fake.

I thought it was funny, but prolly cuz we had a Husky when I was a kid that literally knocked my mom out by yanking her off her feet when she was holding his leash and he got to excited and jerked her off the front porch.