Jogging is bad for you
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stupid dog probaby saw a squirrell or something. sucks dude.
i get the whole 'i fell over' bit, but i hate when people on FML put crap like this out of proportion "I'm a grown man who does martial arts and I got beat up by a dog the size of a baby." thats so full of shit
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LOL. These comments are hilarious man. I wish I had that on tape but no, I had to work. What can I say, My dog kicked your a** thats all there is to it. :) GOOD JOB PHEEBS!
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Go figure, the people with the most inflated egos are bruised the most easily. The dog didn't beat you up, you tripped and it was an accident. It can happen to anyone, and you're far more likely to trip over a tiny fluffball of a dog than you are a huge, badass German Shepard. Stop using irrelevant circumstances as an excuse to brag about your strength and manliness.
Why make it sound like the dog "beat you up"? It was an accident. It would have been a lot more simple if you said, "Today, I tripped over a dog's leach. FML" Get over it. Sorry about all of your cuts, though!