Loveless
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Jilting John
Today, I found out that just because your boyfriend asks you to marry him doesn't mean that he will show up at the wedding. FML
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Broc 0
I hope you never give him a second chance after a stunt like that.
dusty1030 0
ooo. that sucks.... fyl
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KidneyQueen 0
I totally understand how you feel. Valentine's Day during a 7.5-year relationship, my boyfriend and I were talking about getting married. On his birthday in April, I made him dinner and went to bed expecting to have sex. He hands me a letter telling me that he's breaking up with me, along with giving me back his birthday gift ($500 to BestBuy for a new laptop), and tells me he's going to date his best friend (who IS female, by the way). He dumped me because he didn't want to date a dialysis patient anymore. I'm only 22, and not eligible for transplant. FML, too. Though, I found a good man who will stand with me through thick and thin, now. You will, too.
anthony99 14
It's because he got kidnapped by a gay Chinese gangster
Vajayjay13 0
Woww u shud of cut his dik off.!
gtebbs 0
where is he I'll kick his ass
HopelesslyMe 0
that boy has some SERIOUS issues... sorry sweetie.. you can do better than that.
crazedpanda 4
ouch that hurts ._.
ItsOkayImWhite 0
you just found that out? YDI for being stupid.
Maddogg712 6
your an asshole.
VeilOfVelvet 0
Oh yeah, cuz anyone with half a brain knows that when a guy asks "Will you marry me?" it means that he doesn't want to get married. Gee, if only everyone else were as smart as you. Sorry that a guy walked out on you, but the OP doesn't deserve to be punished for it.
Maddogg712 6
looks like someone needs to be castrated.
sherriebaby 0
oh shit...
Saraahx97 0
Aweeh, I'm so sorry. if anyone says this is funny at all, they are wrong. this is horrible